Monday, March 09, 2009
Glorious news, comrades!
The economy might be tanking, Iran might be testing new missiles and building the Bomb, poor misunderstood Chris Brown might be going to jail, but all this is nothing, fellow revolutionaries, compared to the exciting news I bring you from the Oasis in the East (Middle)!!! I might, MIGHT, have Internet access in my room!!!!!! Which means, dear friends, that I'll be able to update my blog more often, upload pictures, and respond to your comments without having my wife email them to me! Oh it's slow, no doubt about it, there will be no online gaming or anything, but you and I can still keep in touch! All praise to our Dear Leader for his benificence!